Monday, April 11, 2005

Love is in the Air

Besides suffering my little crisis of faith, with which I have been inflicted since spring break though I did get a small reprieve when I won high score on pinball at Chuck E. Cheese (fuck yes I did)...

...besides that my BF is gone for two weeks with one day notice for to work digging holes and sampling soil in Oregons shittiest town far, far away.

So I squint my eyes a lot and try to see things differently, put my hair in a tight bun, eat the crumbs that drop in my lap AND AM GLAD FOR THEM.

Am skipping school tomorrow cause I feel like drinking soda pop with lime wedges and watching tabloid TV about celebrity heartbreak. I might even throw away some recyclables just to put a spring in my step.

Willie chewed through my phone charger cord in, like, five places, so dont call me.


P.S. Kate got in the Chance Meetings. It was my dream. *Sigh* Being gracious about it never was my style.

So I am gonna repost this cause I didnt get the results I wanted first time around:

Monday, June 14, 2004
Hey! I have been trying to get into the Chance Meetings and the I Saw You section of the personals for a long damn time (riding around on city busses looking sad and yet evocative in a lily print dress, reading Punk PLanet in public squares, making eye contact during rush hour) and short of taking out my own ad I figure a little coaching doesn't hurt...
DO be witty and charming
DO be sure to mention the fantastical first impression I made on you
DO be enraptured by the second, third and fourth impressions if the situation dictates
DO be pickled by the heart on my sleeve
DON'T be too blunt, were talking intrigue
DON'T be trapped by boring facts: Chem Lab, 9am you have a short space to make an impression
DON'T end your ad with: coffee? Be original.

I have been clipping ads that I fancy for quite awhile. I am listing a few of them here.
Library Girl

You are like a tree trunk in the snow. A little push should be enough to set you rolling. No, it can't be done, for you are firmly wedded to the ground. But see, even that is only appearance. Send an email!

You: Skirt Me: Pants... Let's make sweet sweet love. Send an email!
You tell secrets in your sleep! Are you in love with a sandwich. I wish I was that sandwich. I can dress up like a sandwich. Wanna sandwich? 8425
Oh Well

6/23 You ~ all black & holding a little bag, you looked like you had a lot to say. When we got on the bus you looked out the window & looked really sad. I really wanted to talk to you. Send an email!
Addis Apparition

Saturday morning coffee is the only thing in this world that passes for heaven. Come with me to Africa and we can travel the hot, fertile Nile Valley at midnight and make out in the moonlight. Let's run away. Send an email!
OMG can I do you now? Send an email!
Fred Meyer, St. Johns, Friday, 28th May, about 5.p.m. Registers next to each other. You: woman, sweat type suit, curly hair, gorgeous! Me: man with daughter, very interested,are you?
You: blue car Me: black truck. Morning commute, Sunset Highway. You drive too fast. Sex?

Really, I don't own a lily print dress, god forbid....and I don't do Chemistry Labs at any time of the day.

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